Mini-E on the hunt

Me and Mini-E were chilling the other day, and since i promised him i wouldn't get in his way....... and even if i did i wouldn't care about the repercussions........ he allowed me to go with him on his hunting trip.

Me being the ass that i am, just had to get this shit on video........ now since Mini-E was unaware of my intentions to film him.....yes i can block him out, I've learned to keep him out of my head, i don't need a special power like some other brunette we all know........ i was only able to get some photos. i however did put them in a little slide show for you.

so here's your peak at Edward hunting.....................

Does is need batteries? lol!

I was out with a friend, and she decided we needed to go to the adult store. So we are driving there and the conversation turns to twilight, which i undoubedly do to most conversations as of late ( to be honest, the last like 3 months). All of a sudden i have the most random flash of humor run through my head, and just start cracking up. She had no idea what i was laughing at. i explained to her the many adventures of Pocket Edward that i's seen online. Still confused she asked "what was so funny?" I then had to explain the pic i had seen on Twitarded (http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/04/never-double-dog-dare-dirty-minded.html)


I couldnt bring myslef to tell her i had my Pocket Edward with me, at least not until we got back to her place. I had to explain my reasons for asking for the package to her new vibrating friend. so here you all go:: this is the kind of sex toy every twi-hard wants!

What is he still doing in the plastic? Break him free and use him already! J/K pocket edward wont be doing that kind of stuff!

Edward the strobing Vibro-Dong.

The Newest man in my life......

I Owe 2 big thank you's. First, the ladies over at Twitarded (http://twitarded.blogspot.com/) for introducing me to mini Edward, and showing my how fun he could be. Secondly, my personal Labrador retriever A.K.A. my Mike Newton A.K.A. my BFF Matty. i torture the poor boy with all things twilight, in fact i think I'm dragging him to the midnight screening when new moon is released. He knew how much a mini-Edward meant to me, and got him for me.

Mini-Edward Anthony Masen Cullen was welcomed into my household around 5:30 pm this evening, May 19th, 2009.

this is when i first saw him

this is him before i freed him from that fucken box

and here he is saying hello from his new home!

I'm so stoked i finally have my very own Edward Cullen. things around here could get very interesting, I'm sure ill have new stories soon about all the fun adventures we will be having.

just passing the time

How can i pass my time waiting for the unknown answer from RIC? oo simple, I'm trying to write twilight inspired smut. lol.

I got caught up in the Fanfic world because of twi-tarded. They posted links to a bunch of them, and i got swept up in it. It started as just curiosity, pretty much just reading what people thought happened between the warm Caribbean waters and the feather covered bed. Trying to put an image of what caused Edward to bite some pillows. That lead to the first night at the cottage, then it just rolled down hill. I didn't notice how much i veered off my original course until it dawned on me that i had just finished reading a fic about Bella being dominated sexually and was currently reading one where Edward was a male stripper/prostitute/whore.

I went into shock, how did this happen to me? I realized that every time I'd don't onto the computer in the days previous, i hadn't even checked my email, and barley bothered with much outside the fanfics. I realized that having insomnia probably added to it. i made the excuse i couldn't sleep so why not sit at the computer and just read.

Finally i accepted that this was just another part of how completely twi-sessed i am. Everyone at the other blogs, and even the sheer number of fanfics as given me all the reassurance i need. That i am not alone in this, and that in this crazy twilight world, this is just another normal thing.

Now i just figured i might as well make my own contribution. Yeap, i was sitting there one night reading at 3am, and i was struck with a brilliant idea :: I SHOULD WRITE ONE!! I mean if I'm going to be giving into my twi-session, i mite as well let myself dive right in and immerse myself in it fully.

I'm currently writing 3 different ones. I started with on idea and got writers block, so switched to another, and then just didn't like it as much and started a third. The third one is coming along well, its a lot easier to just write this one. I can sit down and just let the ideas flow and not worry or stress to much bout how it's coming out. I'm hoping that if i keep up my current pace that it should be done within a few weeks. then I'm going to post it on fanfic.net. Just hoping people arnt too hard on me, it will be my first after all.

Edward Cullen has wrecked my dating life......

Your probably thinking what-the-fuck!!!!!! trust me I'm thinking it too.

So this realization hit me when i thought back to 2 different instinces in recent memory

1.) So as of late I've been texting and talking on the phone back and forth with a guy i met through a friend. he seems nice, but I'm in NO rush to get involved in anything, I'm still trying to figure my life out since the huge drawn out drama fest that is my last relationship. So this guy, well call him phone boy, does his fair share of partying seeing as hes in a band. So a lot of time ill get random texts or calls of i love you, marry me, and i miss you when hes been drinking (really awkward). So the past week he calls and is drinking but not drunk, just a little relaxed. and we are talking bout our days, he had a gig and then was watching hockey. and i told him id been reading on the computer. he asked what, i wasn't sure i should tell him i was reading Twi-Smut, so i half truthed it and said stuff about twilight. the problem came soon after that when he said:

PB: oo that teenage vampire shit? please tell me you arnt into that shit?"
Me: no that's not it, its not crap and its not just teenage vampire stuff
PB: haha your how old again? are you still in high school, i thought you were like 23
ME: i am 23, whats your fucking point?!?!?
PB: its kinda sad that you saw that movie
ME: SAD???? have you even seen it?
PB: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!! do you own it? tell me you don't own it!!
ME: NO!!! i don't own a copy of it, ...............i own TWO copies of it!!!!!!! AND!!! the soundtrack, and the books!!!!!
PB: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!?????!?!?!?! OMG Your joking right??!!?!?!?!{ laughing his ass off}
ME: I.AM. BEING. SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! whats your problem with it?
PB: its for little kids. {laughs} do you have the bed set? {laughs} i had a spider man one, when i was 8
ME: I don't think they make one, but hrmmm if they did maybe { half busting his chops half completly serious}

the rest of our convo that evening just got worse. pretty much he thought i was nuts or joking about liking it. the next day when he was sober he asked about ti again, thinking i had been pulling his chain. when i told him no he just thought is was the funniest thing ever. That's when i realized he was no where near the kind of guy i want. In fact i told him i didn't see things going past a friendship, but didn't tell him why. the answer was simple, he couldn't accept how much of a twi-freak i am. And honestly with all the shit Ive dealt with in the past year, i just want to be me, and letting the twi-freak out is part of me

2.) my poor friend Matt, i really feel bad for the boy. He is one of my closest friends, but hes head over heals in love with me. I see him like a best friend though and am in no way attracted to him as anything other that that. He is one of the few people who knows the inner twi-hard i am, and he doesn't give me too much shit for it. He's seen the shit I've endured recently and he figures if getting a Little twi-sessed is making me happy then so be it.

Somewhere along the lines thought he started to think if he jumped into this crazy obsession too it might changes things between us. He hasn't even read the books or seen the movie though. he read the overviews on IMDB and thinks hes got a clue. He actually asked if he was my Jacob. WTF!?!?!!?! WHO THE FUCK ASKS THAT?!?!!?!? i told him no!! then a few days later he shocked the shit outta me again by saying " you know i could be your Edward, but you wont let me!" AGAIN WTF!?!?!?!!?!?!? There is so much wrong with the things hes saying, that i can barley reply when he asks and have to make up an excuse to get off the phone and laugh while trying to figure out how to get him a girlfriend.



then the other day it hit me!!! Because of this twi-session, i don't think ill meet a guy i could date anytime soon. Thanks to S.M. and the Twilight saga and movies I'm finding it hard to think of any guys i could ever date. They'd have to meet the following list or requirements::

1. Must have read the entire saga
2. seen the movie
3. knows that the books and movies are completely different
4. not give a fuck that i am twi-sessed
5. realize i am in no way going to hide it from them
6. No i am not going to make them my obsession

So now i am left wondering if for some strange reason, am i going to compare the guys i date to Edward Cullen?

I HATE WAITING!!!!!!!!! I think i may be one of the most impatient people ever. I know i just sent my application in to RI. college a week ago, but the suspense of not knowing whats they'll say is diving me mad. I mean i didnt go to bed till 6 am, and woke at 930 am. Im losing sleep, not eating right, and slacking on some responsibility's because i cant function properly with this hanging over my head. I just want to know if im any closer to starting the path that will lead to my dream. HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECIDE IF I MEET YOUR FUCKING REQUIREMENTS?!?!?!?! yeah........................... im definitely losing it!

the plus side has been since im not sleeping, im able to catch up on some twilight stuff i missed while i was stressing over the application and essay for school.

With some help from another blog, Twitarded, i was introduced to the world of Twilight fan fiction. OMFE!!! Its just awesome!!! ESPECIALLY the ones that are pretty much twi-porn. Most of last nite i read stories. I figured i might as well be entertained while i was stuck in this cycle of non sleep.

I know, i know, there are so many things i could have been doing other than reading vampire erotica. But honestly, it felt good to just read and let myself dissolve into a story, i wasnt as worried about the unknown decision of my future for a little while. And it just felt good to now worry for a few hours.

Hrmmmmmm I wonder if the mail came yet!?!?!?!

hey

I typically just read the blogs, but i found a few funny ones that made me want to be able to comment and not be any. so here is the start of my own blog!